Cock Tease

Video has surfaced of a luscious 19 year-old Channing Tatum 'working his way through college', or whatever excuse strippers use.

Hot and Delicious

Sadly, I'm beginning to question his gayness - he dances like a straight white boy.

Sonia From The Block

The other Puerto Rican girl from the Bronx, Judge Sonia Sotomayor, has been sworn in to the Supreme Court.

JLo had two roads to choose from - Judge or Other.

Who am I kidding, she didn't have a choice.

Blonde Kitty

If Cher and Rumer Willis were to have a baby (it's not so far-fetched, see next post!) it would look like a blond Kat Von D.

Yeah, in days of yore this little Kitty would've been stuffed into a burlap sack and tossed into a river.

Single Fathers

Just in time for the new season to begin, the other Kardashian brother, I mean sister Kourtney has announced she is pregnant.

Pregnant? Really??

Of course she isn’t telling who the father is, but why doesn’t that surprise.

Maybe it’s an itty bitty Seacrest Spawn – that would totally make sense to me. She’s so big – he’s so little. Supposedly he has a penis – supposedly she doesn’t. You know.

A big cast change for this new season – Kim’s Ass will only be making special appearances. If you miss it, you can always watch the tape that made it famous. Rumours are Ray Jay will even send you an autographed copy for $25


Wonder how that Thomas Beatie is making out.

She's Not Me

Guy Ritchie supposedly has a new lady - 26 year-old Mellany Gandara.

Hmm.... she looks a little creepy-alien.

Mellany isn't even in the same league as 22 year-old Jesus Luz

Madge still wins!

Victor Webster (plays) Gay

The new 90210 sucks, period.

So when I heard they were re-doing Melrose Place, I couldn't help but sigh and wonder how could they rape my childhood and give birth to these mutant babies? Just another reason to be pro-choice.

but wait - now I am hearing the hottie Victor Webster is going to be on Melrose Place. You have my attention. AND, he's going to be playing a gay character (stretch) "Caleb Brewer (Webster) is described as openly gay, smokes cigars, likes the Lakers, collects sports memorabilia, drinks scotch and loves sex." Of course it's the CW, so I'm sure the "loves sex" will just be alluded to (but we got him court side at the Lakers kids!!)

Whatevs - Victor Webster is a hot hot hottie, and I'm glad to see him back on the boob (ahem) tube.

Cobra Starship @ the Troubadour

Caught Cobra Starship at the Troubadour last night - really great show!

That Gabe is one hot piece of Sass!!

As was know, Leighton Meester didn't join for their top 10 hit 'Good Girls Go Bad'. There was supposed to be a surprise guest, Ashley Simpson Wentz, but she didn't show either. Probably didn't want another SNL moment.

The brilliant part was that Vicky T sang the female lead, and did it amazingly. I was glad to hear her voice.

Amazing show - highly recommend the Cobra Starship (and yes, I am a 12 year old girl!)

If only that Gabe would be my boo...